The Big Bang

The Big Bang

26 October 1988,

When the cosmos trembled and the stars aligned,
Mum was almost going out of her mind.
Born was he! none other than me.
I swear that nurse must had leered at thee,
She was fine like nurses should be and filled with relief,
I was then too filled to the brim.
thus upon her my virgin pee, I relieve!

I am officially the cutest baby ever born into our family lines, According to all my relatives, Or so I say.


What is this?
This is my new site, it is really not so much of a blog. Look around and have fun yourself yah.

So what is the site for?
Things that matters.

So why a site not a blog?
I have something against blogs.
Why a site on blogspot?
Convenience.

I ponder on random stuff from time to time. This site is a place to unload my thoughts and clear my mind. So I won't have to do that irritating rethinking thing every time i get philosophical.

Pretty much issues that bothered me enough for me to pen it down.

If anything, I believe nothing is fixed. My opinions may just change or it may not. Just like how I might just delete or edit his entry anytime. Just like how I might wake up tomorrow at 6:30 or 6:31 or 12:30 or 2:30. Get it!

Everything here is my opinion, unlike television advertisements, everything I say will be true and right. You are expected to believe me completely without doubts. Everything is as true as how much you trust me. Everything I say is right because if it isn't, you simply misinterpreted me, I am always right. Period.

If you can't detect sarcasm, exaggeration, humor or whatever commonsense you might generally lack. Do not read yeah. For you might just misinterpret me, which I consider to be one of the worst, if not the worst thing that you can do to me.

This site will replace My really really old blog as a site, not really a blog.

Boom, there you have it, The Big Bang.

Frequently Asked Questions

This my FAQ! where I let you know you what I think you need to know about this site. I'll be updating it when theres new stuff I think you need to know.

When are you ever going to update?
When I feel like it.

Why don't you have a chat box, can't you get one?
No. I won't want to encourage freedom of speech here. Besides, having comments is like having a whole bunch of chat rooms, much cooler.

Your site is too dull, why don't you use a fancy pants layout with pretty shiny fonts?
No, those are sissy. Clear large text with a contrasting background gets my point across just fine.

Can you do this or write about that for me?
Maybe.

What's your religion?
I was born into buddhism, am intersted in christianity but currently settled for narcissism after I got inspired by Sid Waterman from the movie Scoop.

Did you write everything yourself?
No, Casper the friendly ghost did.
Your so mean.
Thank you, and your petty.

You have spelling and grammer mistakes, can't you correct it?
I'm actually using my native african language that closely resembles english. Don't worry, thats excatly how its suppose to be.

You are obviously wrong on this or that!
You either misinterpreted me or your wrong. I'm always right.

Why haven't you answered my other doubts?
You haven't asked.
Why haven't you answered the other questions I asked?
I don't want to.